I was talking to my Grade 1 class about buffalo.  One of the students asked how you could tell a girl buffalo from a boy buffalo.  I replied that boy buffalo were usually bigger than the girls.  One of the other students looked at me and whispered, “No, you have to look at their bums!”. * …

A few of the girls in my class were playing house with a doll. They were sitting down to a meal together and feeding their baby. I overheard one of the girls say "She spit up! That's french for 'she puked' ". Some of the kids in my class were talking about when they were born. One girl said, "I…